reasons why bikini armor is awesome, actually

• Sexy characters are awesome :D
  • (This is the only needed reason.)
• Uhhhh woman pretty?!?!?
• It's cool if men and genderqueer people wear bikini armor too though!!
• What if they do a big action, like swinging a sword, and their boobs jiggle? :O Boobs are so cool!
• Actually, I'll make that its own reason. Boobs are cool!!!
• Trans dudes could wear bikini armor to show off their sick-ass mastectomy scars :3 Trans dudes are cool
• I know the Galls didn't actually fight naked, but... what if they did?! :O What if they fought almost naked hehehehehehehehehhe
• I know this is only tangential to bikini armor, but fat people can fight too! People may be fatter now thanks to advances in agriculture and global trade, but they can still kick ass!
  • I say this partially because boobs are fat and big boob is big fat and you can't have big booby without big fat so I think more fighters should be fat.
• Respect your elders! Red Sonja kicked butt long before any of you were around to complain about her >:(
• "Ooh but it's impractical!" As though aesthetics mean nothing in low-tech warfare. I guess the Aztecs just used howling death whistles for shits and giggles, huh?
  • Also, the best defense is a good offense. A badass fighter shouldn't be hit often enough to need big chunks of metal on every square in of their body.
• Maybe they are actually fighting nude but need something to cover their giblets due to censorship. One day, Batman's bat-cock will fly free. :(
• It's good in MMOs because those are costumes that a player can choose to wear. Some people want to feel sexy!!
• Have you ever seen Eric Schwartz's Red Shetland cartoon? It's a fun watch! Furry Red Sonja marry me please orz
• "Male gaze" is an inherently hetero-normative term. If someone brings the "male gaze" up to you, make your work more gay. Gay the cray away!
  • Extra points if they're British and you make your story more trans :P